Season 3

Sep 18, 1990
25 Episodes
TMDB
89%

Episodes

1

The Test

Sep 18, 1990
23 min
87%

Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.

2

Friends and Relatives

Sep 25, 1990
23 min
87%

Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.

3

Like, a Virgin

Oct 2, 1990
23 min
60%

Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.

4

Like, a New Job

Oct 9, 1990
23 min
87%

Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.

5

Goodbye, Mr. Right

Oct 16, 1990
23 min
87%

After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.

6

Becky, Beds and Boys

Oct 23, 1990
23 min
100%

Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.

7

Trick or Treat

Oct 30, 1990
23 min
90%

Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.

8

PMS, I Love You

Nov 6, 1990
23 min
100%

Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

9

Bird is the Word

Nov 13, 1990
23 min
87%

Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.

10

Dream Lover

Nov 27, 1990
23 min
87%

Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.

11

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Dec 4, 1990
23 min
87%

Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.

12

Confessions

Dec 18, 1990
23 min
87%

An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.

13

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Jan 8, 1991
23 min
100%

Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.

14

The Wedding

Jan 15, 1991
23 min
100%

Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.

15

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Jan 22, 1991
23 min
83%

Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.

16

Home-Ec

Feb 5, 1991
23 min
82%

Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.

17

Valentine's Day

Feb 12, 1991
23 min
83%

Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.

18

Communicable Theater

Feb 19, 1991
23 min
100%

Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.

19

Vegas Interruptus

Feb 26, 1991
23 min
83%

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.

20

Her Boyfriend's Back

Mar 12, 1991
23 min
100%

Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.

21

Troubles with the Rubbles

Mar 26, 1991
23 min
87%

The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.

22

Second Time Around

Apr 2, 1991
23 min
83%

Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.

23

Dances with Darlene

Apr 30, 1991
23 min
87%

Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.

24

Scenes from a Barbecue

May 7, 1991
23 min
93%

The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.

25

The Pied Piper of Lanford

May 14, 1991
23 min
87%

Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.