Season 1

Apr 1, 2003

19 Episodes

50%

The first season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.

Episodes

1

Why Are We Here?

Apr 1, 2003

4 min

50%

The first episode of Red vs. Blue introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?

2

Red Gets A Delivery

Apr 20, 2003

4 min

The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.

3

The Rookies

Apr 27, 2003

3 min

The Red and Blue armies get new recruits.

4

Head Noob in Charge

Apr 27, 2003

4 min

Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag". Donut goes to the store.

5

The Package is in the Open

Apr 27, 2003

3 min

Donut returns from the store with a surprise.

6

1.21 Giga-Whats??

Apr 27, 2003

3 min

The Blues go through the teleporter. The Reds get the upper hand.

7

Check Out the Treads on that Chick

Apr 27, 2003

3 min

While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank.

8

Dont PH34R the Reaper

Apr 27, 2003

3 min

Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.

9

After Church

Apr 27, 2003

3 min

The cavalry arrives, and Caboose gets stuck.

10

Shadow Of His Former Self

Apr 27, 2003

5 min

Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than he bargained for.

11

Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain

Apr 27, 2003

4 min

Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.

12

Down, But Not Out

Apr 27, 2003

4 min

Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend and the Red Team airlifts a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.

13

Human Peer Bonding

Apr 27, 2003

3 min

Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains to the Blues about Tex's AI.

14

Roomier Than It Looks

Apr 27, 2003

6 min

The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex and inadvertently get Sarge shot in the head.

15

How The Other Half Lives

Apr 27, 2003

4 min

Sarge and Church meet up in the spirit world and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.

16

A Slightly Crueler Cruller

Apr 27, 2003

4 min

Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.

17

Points of Origin

Apr 27, 2003

4 min

The origin points here.

18

SPF 0

Apr 27, 2003

4 min

Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack.

19

Last One Out, Hit The Lights

Sep 28, 2003

8 min

The final episode of Red vs. Blue season one.