Season 3

Sep 9, 1995
46 Episodes

Episodes

1

Deduces Wild

Sep 9, 1995
22 min

The Warners bother Sherlock Holmes for help with their scavenger hunt.

2

Rest in Pieces

Sep 9, 1995
22 min

Slappy is asked to attend Walter's funeral, which is really a ruse planned by Walter to blow Slappy sky-high.

3

U.N. Me

Sep 9, 1995
22 min

The Warners sing about the United Nations to the tune of "Down by the Riverside".

4

Super Strong Warner Siblings

Sep 9, 1995
22 min

In a parody of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, the Warners fight against a giant insect destroying the Warner Studio.

5

Nutcracker Slappy

Sep 9, 1995
22 min

Slappy and Skippy resort to extreme measures in order to crack the last nut in the kitchen, accompanied by music from The Nutcracker. Guest appearance by Charlton "Baynarts" Woodchuck (from "Hollywoodchuck").

6

Wakko's New Gookie

Sep 9, 1995
22 min

Wakko tries to come up with a new "gookie", or bizarre facial expression.

7

A Quake, a Quake!

Sep 9, 1995
22 min

The Warners sing a song about the 1994 Northridge earthquake.

8

Variety Speak

Sep 16, 1995
22 min

Yakko and Dot explain to Wakko through song about how to read the headlines in Variety Magazine.

9

Three Tenors and You're Out

Sep 16, 1995
22 min

Slappy's plans to take Skippy to a baseball game at Dodger Stadium go wrong when an opera performance by the famed Domino, Pepperoni, and Carumba is scheduled for that night instead. The singers (a parody of the Three Tenors) return at the end of the show to perform a shortened version of the Animaniacs theme. This episode also features parodies of Close Encounters of the Third Kind and Simon.

10

Bingo

Sep 16, 1995
22 min

Dr. Scratchansniff has only one player for his weekly bingo game – Wakko.

11

A Hard Day's Warners

Sep 23, 1995
22 min

In a parody of The Beatles in A Hard Day's Night, the Warners run from their fans as they try to reach a cartoon convention. Guest appearances by Pinky and the Brain; Elmyra Duff is among the crowd of fans.

12

Gimme A Break

Sep 23, 1995
22 min

Slappy tries to get away from the filming of a blockbuster action movie on her vacation day.

13

Please Please Please Get a Life Foundation

Sep 23, 1995
22 min

The Warners try to tell people in a TV commercial to "get a life" instead of going over every little reference in their show.

14

The Tiger Prince

Sep 30, 1995
5 min

A parody of the grand opening of Disney's "The Lion King".

15

All the Words in the English Language

Sep 30, 1995
6 min

Throughout the episode, Yakko tries to sing all of the words in the English language dictionary to the tune of the "Mexican Hat Dance", similar to the previous skit, "Yakko's World".

16

The Kid In The Lid

Sep 30, 1995
5 min

The Warners visit brother and sister Mary and Scooter and raise a ruckus in the style of The Cat in the Hat. Guest appearance by Charlton Woodchuck.

17

Method To Her Madness

Sep 30, 1995
5 min

In the 1950s, Slappy and Skippy attend a method acting class, which Slappy turns into a comedy class.

18

Gimme The Works

Oct 21, 1995
7 min

Tired of their episode's latest plot (meeting a hot-dog salesman), the Warners walk out of their cartoon.

19

Buttons in Ows

Oct 21, 1995
7 min

Buttons and Mindy parody The Wizard of Oz.

20

Hercules Unwound

Oct 21, 1995
7 min

After the Warners walk out of this cartoon too, Pinky and the Brain plan to steal Zeus' lightning bolts in ancient Greece as part of Brain's latest plan to take over the world.

21

This Pun For Hire

Nov 4, 1995
6 min

In a parody of The Maltese Falcon and film-noir, the Warners (as detectives) search and protect a mysterious statue from several suspicious characters (Minerva, Hello Nurse, Dr. Scratchansniff, and Ralph).

22

Star Truck

Nov 4, 1995
5 min

The Warners are beamed onto their favorite old sci-fi show, Star Truck, where they cause chaos to the crew and introduce engineer Squatty to donuts.

23

Go Fish

Nov 4, 1995
5 min

Wakko gets in a fight with himself over a game of Go Fish.

24

Multiplication Song

Nov 4, 1995
5 min

Yakko sings a song about multiplying 47 by 83.

25

The Presidents Song

Nov 11, 1995
7 min

To the William Tell Overture, the Warners sing about all presidents from George Washington to Bill Clinton.

26

Don't Tread on Us

Nov 11, 1995
7 min

Pinky and the Brain plot to replace the Declaration of Independence with Brain's Declaration of Obedience, which will make him emperor of the world.

27

The Flame Returns, by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Nov 11, 1995
7 min

The Flame is present as Henry Wadsworth Longfellow writes his famous poem called "Paul Revere's Ride"

28

The Sound of Warners

Nov 18, 1995
11 min

In a musical parody of The Sound of Music, Mr. Plotz hires Prunella Flundergust (a parody of Maria von Trappe), a nanny who unknowingly gives the Warners a hard time with her singing and motherly personality. Since they can't do anything to her, they get Slappy Squirrel to take care of her.

29

Yabba Dabba Boo

Nov 18, 1995
10 min

Chicken Boo attends a table read for the movie The Flintstones.

30

My Mother The Squirrel

Jan 27, 1996
5 min

The little bird from Wild Blue Yonder returns and is adopted by Slappy.

31

The Party

Jan 27, 1996
6 min

The Warners invite several people to their water tower in expectation of a surprise guest, who Thaddeus Plotz believes to be Steven Spielberg, but is really a different "Steven".

32

Oh! Say Can You See?

Jan 27, 1996
5 min

The Flame is present and watches along as Francis Scott Key writes The Star-Spangled Banner during the War of 1812.

33

The 12 Days of Christmas Song

Jan 27, 1996
5 min

The little bird from "Wild Blue Yonder" (accompanied by the Animaniacs orchestra) sings The Twelve Days of Christmas, with all of the gifts being turtledoves.

34

Dot's Entertainment

Feb 3, 1996
3 min

Dot is hired to take up an act in a famous musical. When the director, Andy Lloud Webby, becomes annoying, she and her brothers decide to ruin it.

35

The Girl with the Googily Goop

Feb 3, 1996
3 min

A showing of the Warners' appearance in a Googi Goop cartoon, "Little Red Riding Goop".

36

Gunga Dot

Feb 3, 1996
3 min

In a parody of Rudyard Kipling's poem Gunga Din, Dot is the only one with water in a village and everyone wants it, because it is hot out.

37

Soccer Coach Slappy

Feb 3, 1996
3 min

Slappy is the coach of Skippy's soccer team. Skippy keeps getting hit in the face by the ball, causing him to cry and Slappy deciding to put him out of the game. But at the final game, the last ball that hits Skippy's face gives the team the win.

38

Belly Button Blues

Feb 3, 1996
3 min

Katie Ka-Boom gets furious when her parents will not let her wear clothes that are "in-style" at her school, since they make her belly button visible.

39

Our Final Space Cartoon, We Promise

Feb 3, 1996
3 min

The Warners wake up from suspended animation in a spaceship in a parody of 2001: A Space Odyssey. When AL5000, the computer of the ship, orders them to return to their sleeping pods, the Warners refuse to and things get out of hand.

40

Valuable Lesson

Feb 3, 1996
3 min

The Warners are visited by network censors after harassing Attila the Hun, their cartoons being too violent.

41

Wakko's 2-Note Song

Feb 24, 1996
3 min

Wakko proves to Schratchnsniff that his song made of two notes is actual music.

42

Panama Canal

Feb 24, 1996
3 min

Yakko sings a song on the Latin American waterway to the tune of "Low Bridge".

43

Hello Nurse

Feb 24, 1996
3 min

Wakko sings a song about his favorite girl (Hello Nurse, of course).

44

The Ballad of Magellan

Feb 24, 1996
3 min

The Warners sing a song about Ferdinand Magellan to the tune of "Git Along, Little Dogies".

45

The Return of the Great Wakkorotti

Feb 24, 1996
4 min

Wakko, suffering from laryngitis and unable to belch, uses fart sounds from his hands to perform the "Chinese Dance" from Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite.

46

The Big Wrap Party Tonight

Feb 24, 1996
3 min

The Warners sing about their big third-season wrap party at the water tower.